A Rambunctious young man, our hero Stands up Bravely aganist the forces of evil(namely non-caffinated health drinks and Coca-Cola) Powered by the Beans of Java, He sets forth on his Daily Mission, To seek out The Perfect Bean!!
O.K., So I'm not so great. A lowly programmer am I, sent here to please and amuse those who are near-by. I tell (psudo)funny jokes, am the life of the party(so I think), and am of large stature.