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GET MONEY, GET PAID
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Nothing in particular
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Monash University
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This Too Shall Pass
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Destiny's Child
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The Haggunenons of Vicissitus Three have the most impatient chromosomes in the Galaxy. Whereas most species are content to evolve slowly and carefully over thousands of generations, discarding a prehensile toe here, hazarding another nostril there, the Haggunenons would have done for Charles Darwin what a squadron of Arcturan Stunt Apples would have done for Sir Isaac Newton.