Nobody's really going to pay attention to this bio anyway...
If you're really interested in me, you can read my nodes. They will give you a good idea - possibly the wrong idea - but a good one none the less. If you're especially interested, just drop me a line at jaybear@unm.edu or ICQ# 79358939. I'm happy to answer all your questions or just cook you a nice meal if that's your bag of tea.