Can anyone imagine
anything worse than waking up
, discovering that a dog
is breathing into your face?
Why can't dogs use toothbrushes
like the rest of us? There's only one thing that's worse than a dogs breath, and that's feeling a dogs breath in your face the morning
after a serious bender
, when you've got a hangover
that don't intend to leave for the rest of the day.
Of course, waking up after a serious
bender, your breath is probably worse than the dogs, so just tell it to blow