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Warning - raunchy language.

This was comedian Andrew Dice Clay's most popular joke. It got to a point where people would actually recite the whole Nursery rhymes in his show with him.


--- Hickory dickory dock

some chick was sucking my cock

The clock struck two

I dropped my goo

I dumped the bitch on the next block


Good ol' mother goose, remember her? I fucked her.


Jack and Jill went up the hill

both with a buck and a quarter

Jill came down with 2.50.

That fucking whore.


Mary had a little lamb

she kept in her backyard

when she took her panties off

its willy dick got hard.


Yes, raunchy, yet hundreds of people would scream them at the top of their lungs in his shows.