With the purpose of causing
riots and
revolts among mathematicans all over the world, I hereby bring forth the proof that 1 = 2.
x=y
multiply by x:
x^2 = xy
subtract y^2:
x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2
Factor both sides:
(x+y)(x-y) = y(x-y)
Divide by (x-y):
x+y=y
x=y, so substitue y for x:
y+y=y
2y = y
divide by y and we get:
2=1
(You guys just cannot seem to appreciate a small piece of ironic maths, can you?)