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Tue Jan 2 2001 at 01:40:18 (18.8 years ago )
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Tue Jan 2 2001 at 07:40:30 (18.8 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
Self-preservation of my masculinity
Structured markup and FreeBSD
School of life, love and happiness
Never let me take advantage of you
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It's a bit hard to describe who I am, so I decided to assemble a few random facts as a general personality profile.

  • I do not really remember what I was doing when JFK died.
  • I have night-vision problems, yet I do not wear gogggles.
  • My favorite color is blue.
  • Every time I have gone sailing, something bad happened.
  • I listen to a lot of old-time radio. Now I think I understand Bob and Ray.
  • I was declared mentally incomptent at the age of 7, and I am told there are audio tapes in existence to prove this.
  • I am approximately a moron's length short of genius. This makes me happy.
  • I once ate some discarded dog food, thinking it was hamburger helper.
  • I have never finished the Pickwick Papers.
  • I dislike grapefruit.
  • I posess 12 baseball caps becuase I am well-balding.
  • I am prone wear two shades of clothes.
  • My car is not clean, yet I am strangely unashamed of this.