If I have to wait until the next day to figure out what I did, I consider myself to be
hammered. Or
sloshed.
Blitzed,
sloppy,
trashed,
dopey,
wrecked also come to mind.
In other words, drunk.
On the other hand, if I have about 3 beers on an empty stomach I start to feel kinda numb. Things don't seem to bother me much. I don't have trouble walking around, but I can definitely tell that I'm a little different. Sounds are different. I'm buzzed. And after it wears off in about an hour (if I stop drinking), I can go about my day. Most importantly - I don't forget a damn thing!