tee hee
"
Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
hyuck
"Banana, who?"
"Knock, knock."
"...Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana, who?"
chortle
"Knock, knock!"
"Oh, for Christ's sake..."
"C'mon! Knock, knock."
sigh
"Who's there?"
"Banana!"
"...banana...who?"
snicker
"I'm going to kill you. I'm going to actually kill you."
"Knock, knock!"
"Fuck you."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange!"
"...orange, who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'? Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"I'm never speaking to you again."
I've seen
very young children tell this
joke innumerable times. The
funniest part about it is that, most of the time, they tell it
wrong.