Re-the-fuck-lax.
I'm using this as a place to collect some road stories for friends of mine in meatspace who enjoyed reading them. They were published earlier in forums that were now dead, and this seems like as good a place as any to write em down again.
Yes, this shit happened. No, I'm not making any of it up.
/chatteroff, message off, downvote all you like. They're here for me to link to.