I was born at an early age on the snowy banks of the Flint River, which luckily wasn't ablaze that evening. (It has been known to catch fire from time to time.) From an early age, my parents knew I was special; I've since developed a skill set that is both formidable and relevant, including chewing, walking without dragging a single knuckle, and hyperventilating while watching Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
Now a PhD student at a large, Midwestern University, I spend my time as a lowly TA and spend my time foraging for research projects, (meager) funding, and a single good night's sleep. I have a love/hate relationship with my cat, and a hate relationship with Pauly Shore. My goal in life is to pass the "red gun" legislation, in which people with above-average intelligence and common sense are allowed to carry a red gun, and any time these people see another person (or group of people) doing something really stupid or poorly-thought, they may immediately cap them, forever chlorinating the gene pool from their ilk.
Zartog
- user since
- Mon Oct 29 2007 at 18:39:29 (16.9 years ago )
- last seen
- Sat Jan 19 2008 at 21:24:47 (16.7 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 2 - View Zartog's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 0 (Initiate) / 16
- mission drive within everything
- "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. And then give up. There's no use being a damn fool about it." ~~ Mark Twain
- specialties
- I make a mean Philly Cheesesteak, and have become a "researching stuff with little social significance yet high amounts of amusement" ninja.
- school/company
- Michigan State University
- motto
- Carpe Ancilla
- most recent writeup
- If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
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