"Hi ,do you accept credit cards?"

What number are you trying to reach?


well that's the right number but we don't do anything you would need a credit card for. What company are you trying to reach?

"I don't know".

(uncomfortably long pause)

"You see I'm inside a bank right now"

Well if you need help getting out I'll accept payment after I liberate you, I don't need your credit card number up front.

"Ok thanks but I'll try calling someone else. Thank you for your time"