I don't know what to say here. I'm, uh, me. Stephen Keller. If you're curious about anything else, just ask.
Oh! There is one thing: I have the amazing talent of being able to do spot-on impersonations of famous historical figures (provided they died prior to the existence of sound recordings -- I'm not sure why this is, but it is so). My George Washington is just uncanny, as is my Alexander the Great. I can even do fictional historical characters, like Julius Caesar and Noah.
UPDATE: I have been informed that Julius Caesar was an actual person and not just made up by Shakespeare. No word yet on Noah.