user since
Mon Aug 30 1999 at 12:06:51 (24.7 years ago )
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Fri Dec 8 2017 at 07:30:21 (6.4 years ago )
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level / experience
4 (Wordsmith) / 1159
mission drive within everything
simplicity
specialties
hyperbole, euphemisms, puns
school/company
BBN Corp.
motto
It's a green light, hit the gas.
most recent writeup
civic duty
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born in 1975, male, Northern Virginia

this sentence no verb when you're not looking
I made sure that your new car attended you funeral
cookout
Man shall not live by bread alone.
Pike's Peak
Bay to Breakers
sourdough starter