You know who I am. I'm that little string, that keeps tampons from being trapped forever within your vagina. I'm white, perhaps off-white for those "natural" tampons or even stained red or brown. You don't think much of me, and often take me for granted. If you are male, my very name probably makes you laugh. Hell, a good portion of females probably find me funny as well. I am considered a taboo, something you ought not talk about, and if you do I am nothing more than "potty humour".
I didn't ask to be born a tampon string. I didn't want to be a tampon string. I wish I could be something respectable, like a straight razor or bottle of benadryl. I can't change who I am, so my purpose here is to bring respect back to tampon strings everywhere. If you don't like that, you are a poopie head!