user since
Tue Jul 25 2000 at 07:38:52 (23.7 years ago )
last seen
Sun Sep 9 2001 at 17:16:12 (22.6 years ago )
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / -24
mission drive within everything
to enact the utopia project (i'll write it up when i feel like it)
specialties
can actually read analogue clocks!
school/company
hard knocks/new whirrled order
motto
fnord is where you find it
most recent writeup
16 years old (idea)
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as 'bio' indicates life, and i don't actually have one, here is some nano-poetry for you to peruse.

Buffy Haiku;
Some times I wish that
I could go and have sex with
the chick that plays faith

The Train Song;
Chupa-chup and Hubba-Bubba
Chupa-chup and Hubba-Bubba
Chupa-chup and Hubba-Bubba

(I'm not sure if the second one means anything to non australians. Nor could I be fucked doing the research. Theyre two types of lollies that are everywhere.)