Two muffins are in an oven. One says "gosh it's hot in here." The other says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Victus likes dumb jokes. He also likes Kurt Vonnegut and Ayn Rand. And dual celerons, which he overclocks the living hell out of. And Riva TNT2 cards. Because Victus doesn't like voodoo...