user since
Wed Jul 16 2003 at 03:58:51 (20.8 years ago )
last seen
Tue Feb 28 2017 at 17:15:27 (7.1 years ago )
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2 (Acolyte) / 469
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mission drive within everything
Subjugation.
specialties
Recipes, mathematics, fencing, random useless trivia, heartbreak
motto
The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it's cheaper than institutionalizing all those people.
most recent writeup
Cream scones with currants and sugar glaze
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Dear Santa: I like food. And toys. And homemade things created with care and affection.


I am full of creamy nougat.


If you live in Rhode Island, please /msg me and I will add you to the Everything People Registry.


My perfect date:
We find that our respective plans for world domination, each of which had hitherto been lacking some critical element, mesh perfectly, to form an unassailable scheme by which we achieve dominion over all mankind. Maniacal laughter ensues.

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