Dear Santa: I like food. And toys. And homemade things created with care and affection.
I am full of creamy nougat.
If you live in Rhode Island, please /msg me and I will add you to the Everything People Registry.
My perfect date:
We find that our respective plans for world domination, each of which had hitherto been lacking some critical element, mesh perfectly, to form an unassailable scheme by which we achieve dominion over all mankind. Maniacal laughter ensues.
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