I got pretty cheesed off this morning when I signed on and thirty-seven people were going on about nutrients in the catbox. I mean, this was the busiest time of day in the catbox and these people were just prattling on about nutrients. Like maybe the other four-hundred-and-seventy-four people on the site at that time might want to talk about SOMETHING ELSE?

What I suggest is that we bring about a violent death for these people. There are many ways to facilitate that. Please look into some of them. Report back. Masturbate in between meals (needs to be noded). Good for your mental health.

In other news, I have heard of an uprising on the planet Gerbilla. We need to dispatch ships to there immediately. Our mineral rights are at risk. War has broken out. Gerbilla is in trouble. Fuck you if you don't care. People's lives are on the line. DO SOMETHING.

I swear, some of you people just sit on your hands all day griping and you aren't out there smashing skulls and putting people in your trunk. There are problems out there! DO SOMETHING.