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Q: What's the deal with home nodes?
A: Every Everything noder gets their own home node. It's a completely
separate node that only you can add stuff to. Many noders use their home
node as a quick bio--if someone reads one of your nodes and wants to know
more about the person who wrote it, they can go to your home node and
(hopefully) get some more info. You can list your e-mail address, you can
talk about your favorite things, you can detail your beliefs and philosophy,
you can list a bunch of your favorite nodes. Almost anything you want, you
can put it here.
Q: Cool. How do I get to it?
A: Click on your name in the Epicenter nodelet and you'll get whisked right to your home
node.
Q: Mmmkay. How do I put my home node together? Change my password?
A: Look for the little link that says "edit" and click on that. You'll get
taken to a page that lets you add or edit your information. You can change
your password (if you change your password, log back in immediately with the
new one), update your e-mail address, fill in the boxes for your
Specialties, Company, Motto, and Mission Drive, and add your chosen flavor
text. When you've added what you want to add, just click "Stumbit", and
you're done!
Q: I've seen some home nodes that have pictures on them. How do I get one of
those?
A: Not everyone gets a picture. You have to be at least Level 6 to be able
to add a photo, and even then, there are some things you shouldn't do. The
picture you use shouldn't be larger than 80K (with a suggested width of 350
pixels), it can't be pornographic, and it should be something that isn't
copyrighted. It can be something you made yourself, a photo that you own,
something that is public record, or something that you have permission to
use. If you use a copyrighted image without permission and the owners
contact Everything to complain, your picture will get yanked.
To add a picture, just click on the "edit" link in the empty square on the left of your home node and upload the picture you want to use from your computer. Then click "Sumbit" and you're finished! Wow! It's EASY!
Q: I've also seen some home nodes that list a bunch of "User Bookmarks".
What's up with those?
A: User Bookmarks are just some links that you can display on your home
node. They can be some of your favorite writeups--either your own or someone
else's--or they can include important information about you (or about
Everything or anything else) that you want to spotlight. Some noders list a
bunch of bookmarks, some list only a few, some list none at all.
Making a bookmark is easy. Go to the node you want to bookmark (it's easier
to bookmark an entire node than it is to bookmark an individual writeup) and
click on the "bookmark" link in your "Epicenter" nodelet. That's all you
gotta do!
If you want to remove one of your bookmarks, go to your home node, click "edit", check off the bookmarks you don't want, and hit "Stumbit".
Q: Can I view everybody's home node images?
A: (thanks to ryano and Accipiter for answering this one)
This is a feature not currently available on Everything2, a virtual rogue's gallery of the pictures noders choose to put on their homenodes, presented as a series of thumbnails for easy browsing. However, this absent functionality can be easily replicated with the help of Google's experimental image search facility:
- Visit the site http://images.google.com/
- Enter the search string "site:everything2.com everything2" and hit the "Google Search" button.
- You are rewarded with no results! Boo!
- Don't Panic - click the little link that says "Mature content filter is on".
- This turns the mature content filter off, and you are rewarded with about 10 pages of homenode pics, past and present. If you skip to the final pages of results, you will find all sorts of E2 widgetry you never knew existed.
- There is no 6th step!
Alternatively, of course, you could simply copy and paste the following URL into your browser:
http://images.google.com/images?q=site:everything2.com+everything2&safe=off&imgsafe=off
Is nothing on E2 safe from Google?
Otherwise, just check out the following URL:
http://everything2.com/images/userincoming/
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