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... take the role of starving freelance writer, who has decided to break into the market for tree-hugging literate liberals with spare cash to spend on glossy magazines.


... REAL rejection! Harshing on your mellow! Editing without your consent! And if you survive that: having your work product used for profit without any (real) compensation to you!

Your Dungeon Masters —"magazine editors"— are wrinkly, Chiisuta and Sharq. Lord Brawl is rumored to be providing divine inspiration.

See Environment Quest for contest rules, and more information at EnviroQuest.

Void where prohibited! Offer not available in some states of consciousness.