Johnny

user since

Wed Oct 8 2003 at 10:28:47 (21.5 years ago )

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Mon May 2 2022 at 17:32:56 (2.9 years ago )

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number of write-ups within last year

none!

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11 (Literatus) / 6663

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mission drive within everything

To hear the Whole of Harmonium

specialties

Back-alley phrenology

school/company

Queen Anne's Revenge

motto

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

most recent writeup

Ignition

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• 5am in the middle of a wasted summer
• Adven Turing
• An electron named Ferocious
• Apotheosis
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition (idea)
• boy meets girl, girl teases boy, boy looks for something to destroy (idea)
• BrevityQuest 2006
• Buddhabot
• chatterlight
• Coding For E2: A Primer
• Coding For E2: E2 Syntax (review)
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift (idea)
• Coronal Mass Ejection
• Drawbacks of the use of elephants as assault weapons
• E2 Community Development Newsletter, Summer 2007
• E2 Secret Santa 2007
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Editor Log: November 2007 (idea)
• Examples of the inadequacy of the English Language (fiction)
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Fioraorsola
• Frog blast the vent core!
• Ginnungagap
• Gone in Sixty Seconds 2007 - A Theatre Quest
• Granny MacAdams, Bounty Hunter Extraordinaire
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Headlong into the irresistible orbit (idea)
• heady nights, radar ghosts and dead cosmonauts
• Holding up a bank in Latin (idea)
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup? (idea)
• How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• How to contribute to the Everything2 podcast (idea)
• How to Fight a Zombie Uprising
• How to kiss like a ninja (idea)
• How to muffle cymbals (person)
• Hyperactive Agency Detector (idea)
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• I offer a toast to endings, and to forgetting
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea)
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now (idea)
• In a network of lines that intersect
• intestine conspiracies (thing)
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
• Italian Easter Pie
• IWhoSawTheFace
• John Dies At The End
• Johnny
• JohnnyGoodyear
• Jophur
• Leonardo da Vinci Syndrome
• Let's just be friends (idea)
• List of recorded anomalies in T-9000 operation (partial) (idea)
• Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien (idea)
• Making a movie in 48 hours
• Manufacturing a CPU in your own home (Part 1)
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• My Achievements
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth (idea)
• Node Row
• Node Tracker
• Oh, hell yes
• Permission Denied
• QED
• qua
• r-p-o-p-h-e-s-s-a-g-r (idea)
• RangyJoeyHondo
• Rock Band
• sam512
• sam513 (fiction)
• SciFiQuest 2107
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• That's not love, it's F major (idea)
• The All Your Eggs In One Basket recipe for imperial annihilation
• The Big Idea
• the cake is a lie
• The Custodian
• The future like a corpse in snow
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see (person)
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured (idea)
• The terrible beauty of an industrial landscape at dawn
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• threpterophilia
• Turkey City Lexicon: A Primer For Science Fiction Workshops
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
• We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death (fiction)
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry. (fiction)
• We light candles on the day she died
• Welcome to Everything
• Welcome to role playing game
• What do you say to Michael Crichton? (idea)
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back (idea)
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Wheel of Surprise
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• whiskey tango foxtrot, over
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people (idea)
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people