4 step plan to getting laid
Tue Oct 17 2000 at 21:04:37
Place mortar on top of existing
Pick up new
that's not what you meant
I like it!
Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
Never Ignore Chatterbox
How to get people to leave you alone
How to confuse psychologists
Memories are meant to fade : They're designed that way for a reason
How to get a blow job
Elf needs food badly
That is not dead which can eternal lie
I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
Get your mind out of the gutter
We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
Why I dislike the term "making love"
She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
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I like my coffee the way I like my women
Fish have no concept of fire
a love letter expressly meant for your eyes only
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