(poetry) by draculaic Thu Mar 07 2019 at 4:02:57

A cranky, barrel-bound skeptic
Was characteristically septic
When he made a suggestion
From his digestion:
His verdict? The play was dyspeptic.

I like it!
(poetry) by rep_movsd Mon Mar 11 2019 at 22:26:50
Adapted from "the most famous pun on reddit"

A chap in a philosophy course
He noticed a porn star by the doors
He thought he'd e-mail her
With philosophers, he'd hail her
He put Descartes before the whores
I like it!

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