A degree beyond abuse sponge this archetype is marked by a willingness, nay, a burning desire for abuse. All such persons will speak out of turn, dance antagonistically around their foes, and eat barrels of cheese for sport.

The only appropriate response to one of these social smears is to cover, nay, bury them with abuse, both physical and psychological.

Do not allow their plaintive wails for mercy deter you; they must be taught a lesson, and to an abuse mop copious hurt is the only language understood.

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