All of a sudden everything sucks

Taking your fiance's last name	Activities impossible to do in a dignified manner	The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out	We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
Saturday night in the emergency room	Life has more twists than a rope	Everything Sucks	Getting to know you nodes
Car accident	how to ship glassware and other fragile items	Everything2 as a sado-masochistic organization	BMW M5
Synthetic Sentience and Everything2	Purell	How to fall out of an airplane	nuclear holocaust
land mine	Diablo	Fender Bender	Ramanujan Series
June 14, 2000	My soulmate	March 25, 2005	Obasan

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