An architect, an artist and a programmer were
discussing whether it was better to have a wife
or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife,
building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his
mistress, because of the passion and mystery he
found there.
The programmer said, "I prefer to have both."
"Both?"
Programmer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a
mistress, they will each assume you are spending
time with the other woman, and you can go to the
office and get some work done."