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The Actual campaign slogans for one of the candidates for Treasurer for the Student Council. He seems to be winning in the polls.

Stuffy Nose? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
Achy Head? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
Shoes too tight? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
Freedman catch you smokin’ pot in an alley? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
Got a bad grade on your report card? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
Sexy Liver? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.

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Despite what his opponents say about him, Ben Robinson is NOT a duck.

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Hi Dad, I’m home from school.” – Ben Robinson, October 12th, 1992

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Ben Robinson will NOT raise taxes.

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2+2=4

Just some of the quality math skills Ben Robinson will bring to the position of treasurer.

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Ben Robinson may not be able to spell “tresusere” but he’s got heart!

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SEX!
Now that I got your attention, lets talk about the issues:
“Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.”

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“Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.” – Ancient Chinese Proverb

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What will happen if Ben Robinson gets in power? Magic 8 ball says, “Outlook not so good

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Ben Robinson pats the bust of Ursula Franklin on the head everyday as he goes into school. That’s commitment.

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Ben Robinson’s opponents for treasurer are poopy heads.

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If elected, Ben Robinson will replace all teachers with models from “Baywatch”. Or at least he’ll try.

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“I’m trying to keep Ben Robinson down.” – The Man

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If elected, Ben Robinson will NOT mount the severed heads of UFA’s enemies on sharpened spikes outside the school. WINK WINK.

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When Ben Robinson was elected class president in grade 8, he thought he could shoot lightning bolts out of his fingers for a couple of days. Imagine what would happen if he got into student council.

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Ben Robinson = Ice Cream
Other Guys = No Ice Cream

(Note: Ben Robinson does not promote the casual use of Ice Cream.)

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Whenever you think UFA, think

Uote
Fen
Aobinson

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Do you like cute puppy dogs? So does Ben Robinson, a man running for treasurer.

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LOVE!
“I don’t think this one is as effective as the giant ‘SEX!’ ad” – Ben Robinson.

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You ever think like... we’re not real… you know, like we’re just in someone else’s head? Wow… I’d better go vote Ben Robinson!

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“I’m not going to vote for Ben Robinson” – Stupid Person

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“I hear that Ben Robinson appears naked in that new Madonna video.”

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“Some people might fold. I will not fold.” –Ben Robinson.

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“I think he’s got a screw loose.” – Some jerks talkin’ ill about my homey Ben Robinson.

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“Ben Robinson thinks he’s funny… but he’s not” – Asshole

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Vote Ben Robinson, and you’ll live forever

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Close your eyes if you love Ben Robinson. You don’t love Ben Robinson?

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Ben Robinson does not own a car. He owns a bunch of toy cars though.

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Ben Robinson is not the president of the United States. Bill Clinton is the president of the United States.

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Ben Robinson used to be 10 years old. His opponent never was.

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Ben Robinson once got drunk with Adam Sandler. At least Ben Robinson thinks it was Adam Sandler. Ben Robinson was really drunk at the time.

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PEOPLEWHODON’TVOTEFORBENROBINSONSAYWHAT

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Ben Robinson is left wing. He got the other wing cut off.

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Tired of stupid jokes posted all over the school by Ben Robinson? Then vote Ben Robinson.

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Ben Robinson kills for money.


Uh… I mean Ben Robinson does NOT kill for money. Not.

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Ben Robinson is NOT a ferret.

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Ben Robinson once killed a man. A mosquito he nicknamed “Man”.

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Ben Robinson got a 52 in Math last year. It was enriched math though.

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Enemies with those in the administration
Annoyer of those in OAC
Friends of those in 12
In grade 11
Been steadily dating grade 10 “And the love’s still strong”
Ben Robinson thinks those in grade 9 hold magic powers over him, and he worships them like gods.

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If elected, Ben Robinson will NEVER “Sex you up”. That’s a campaign promise.

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Ben Robinson puts the “vist” in “activist”, and the “pineapple” back into “treapineapplesurer”

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Benjamin:
(ben-jah-min)

This name is used for boys.
Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: "Son of the right hand"
Alternate spellings: Benjaman, Benjamen.
Nicknames: Ben, Benny, Benji, Benbola.

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