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Sex the UNIX way

# unzip
# strip
# touch
# finger
# mount
# fsck
# more
# yes
# umount
# sleep

Thanks to Dave S. for emailing this to me

The practice of associating standard Unix command line tools with sexual acts, commonly found in Bash shell history.

Here's a few to get you started: touch, rm -f, sleep, mount, linuxconf

Add your experiences ! *blush*

A common variant found in sigfiles:

gawk; talk; date; wine; grep; touch; unzip; touch; gasp; finger; gasp;mount;
fsck; more; fsck; fsck; yes; fsck; fsck; gasp; umount; make clean; make mrproper; sleep

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