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As I walk through the valley with my best friend, Beth,
I take a look at her face and think of nothing but sex.
'Cause I've been kissing and popping so long,
That even my friends thinks that my mind is gone.

But I ain't never pushed a naven even if they deserved it.
A creature with a clue? You know that's unheard of.
You better watch how you're talking,
And where you're walking,
Or you and your egg-mates might vanish in smoke.

I really hate the hand but I gotta go.
Either that or I get slapped (which is no fun at all).
Fool! I'm the kinda norn the mighty Shee want us to be like:
Eating cheese day and night, serving tea in the afterlife!

We've been spending most our lives,
Living in a Creatures paradise.
We're just sleeping half the night,
Living in a Creatures paradise.
It's all cheese and fancy lights,
Living in a Creatures paradise.
There's no grendels, hate or fights,
Living in a Creatures paradise.

Look at the situation, they've got me facing,
I can't live with no more slaps,
I was raised by the hand,
So I've gotta be down with the gene team.
Too much hooch-cup pushing got me chasing cheese.

I'm an educated norn with food on my mind,
Got a carrot in my hand and a meme in my mind,
I'm a low down herbivore with OHSS,
And the kleptomanic ettins keep stealing my casettes!

Fool! Death ain't more than a tick or two away,
And yet we still act like we'll live all day!
I'm six hours old but will I live to see seven?
The way things are coded, I don't know.

Tell me why are we
(So stupidly)
Walking off the cliffs
And into trees?

We've been spending most our lives,
Living in a Creatures paradise.
We're just sleeping half the night,
Living in a Creatures paradise.
It's all cheese and fancy lights,
Living in a Creatures paradise.
There's no grendels, hate or fights,
Living in a Creatures paradise.

Weed after weed,
Flower after flower,
Minute after minute,
Hour after hour,

Everybody's running,
But I have to push this ettin,
'Cause he took my favourite toy!
I leave him with a beating!

They say I've got to learn,
But nobody's here to teach me!
I push this silly button,
I still can't say "don't eat me!"

I guess I can't.
I guess I won't.
I guess I'm dumb,
That's why I know my user's givin' up, fool!

We've been spending most our lives,
Living in a Creatures paradise.
We're just sleeping half the night,
Living in a Creatures paradise.
It's all cheese and fancy lights,
Living in a Creatures paradise.
There's no grendels, hate or fights,
Living in a Creatures paradise.

Tell me why are we
(So stupidly)
Walking off the cliffs
And into trees?

Tell me why are we
(So stupidly)
Walking off the cliffs
And into trees?

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