Dream Log: October 17, 2004

My mom's family was having a picnic at a park next to Collins Community Credit Union and it was an awesome day; the sun was bright and there were nice fluffy white clouds. Then, all of a sudden a man dressed all in black with a mask covering his face came out of the sewer with machine guns and started to shoot at my family. There also was this dancing flower that was his partner it was a yellow rose like the one I had seen on a cartoon that was supposedly the yellow rose of Texas... wearing a cowboy hat and carrying two pistols. Everyone died except my brother and I. We managed to escape down the sewer and ended up beind adopted by the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

I am standing in an unfamiliar place gazing upon a huge map of the world which is divided into regions of popular religions. Most of North America, mainly the United States, is shown as Protestant or other sects of Christianity - as expected - and I even notice a little orange blurb next to the Great Salt Lake that is realized as THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS after referring to the legend. As I continue onto other parts of the world however, I notice something very strange: Approximately 2/3 of the land mass outside of the United States is listed as "Steelers!" All of Latin America, half of South America, and 2/3 of Africa are listed simply as "Steelers!" The seems odd considering that I'm looking at a map depicting Religions, but in my dream state it made sense to me. I wake up and it's Sunday, the day of our lord, Game Day.