Easily Stored in an Oversized Boot, or ESiaOB (EEZ-ab), is a term used by the
Government, and underground
smuggling rings. It is used for any object that can be, obviously, stored and transported un
dectected inside of large
footwear (preferably
Eurosize 48+). This is quite
humorous, since it's--it's larger than a regular boot. But it's also
deadly effective.
Since the U.S. Government started to use the ESiaOB method in 1982, all oversea federal agents in hostile nations have been issued special oversized boots (OBs). In movies that have to deal with espionage, you may often see characters with OBs handcuffed to their wrist. Governmental use is basically that of transportation of secret documents and evidence. The amazing technology contained in these shoes is greatly protected. All GovBoots are manufactured inside of, and distributed from, a mountain in Washington State.
ESiaOBs are also used widely for illegal purposes. Criminals often hide pistols, shotguns, bazookas, and small getaway cars inside of such boots. Little children have even been known to have been hidden in footware once kidnapped. Because of the smuggling of cigars, jewels, and slave laborours, most countries have had it manditory for all persons crossing their borders to empty all oversized boots for inspection. For security reasons, many states have outlawed public ownership of ESiaOBs.
A SICK, POOR, SORRY NODESHELL "RESCUE."
...or more like a nodeshell destruction....
'Tis not a nodeshell anymore!
...it would have been better left blank...