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"You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages — they haven't ended yet."

Drugs:

• Drugs
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• Original US Drug Laws
• Peter McWilliams - murdered by the US Government
• War on Drugs
• Why alcohol is legal and pot is not
• Why potheads should be eliminated

Humour:

• Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech for the Harvard Class of 2000
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• How to hide your ninja lifestyle from your co-workers
• I am militantly unaware of my environment
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth
• Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• The philosophy of long hair
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
• Quotations by Marvin, the Paranoid Android
• Things to do, if you are hard-core
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Zen and the Art of Meeting Women

Literature:

• Books that will induce a mindfuck
• Writing and Publishing
• Poems & Essays:
• County Lines — DEM BONES
• The Cremation of Sam McGee — ROBERT W. SERVICE
• Kubla Khan — SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
• Richard Cory — EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON
• The Rime of the Ancient Mariner — SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
• The Shooting of Dan McGrew — ROBERT W. SERVICE
• Smokey the Bear Sutra — GARY SNYDER
• A Thanksgiving Day Prayer — WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS
• Words of Advice for Young People — WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS

Politics & History:

• American culture of fear
• Bush's Orwellian Address
• Ghost Dance
• Joe Hill
• Leonard Peltier
• Neoconservative
• Why we long to be American
• Tecumseh's Curse