Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?

I can't get published, but this crap can	USB flash drive	You are not expected to understand this	The difference between Everything2 and H2G2
What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me	I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter	Substitutes for Love III	Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
Six good men who listened	Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas	You were always so good to me	Special Australian telephone codes
Finding Fans and Selling CDs	Mind Virus	the boy who cried cheesecake	How to beat someone at "pick a number"
Only Jesus can judge me	I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not	You might be a Michigander	That explains a lot
state terrorism	How can an atheist have morals?	How to take a punch