Last night, we ordered food. The delivery guy shows up about 10 minutes before I expect him to. He juggles the container and hands me the receipt to sign.
Me: "Wait, I paid online. There shouldn't be a paper receipt?" My eyes go to the logo on his ball cap. "Wait, you're from Papa Johns?"
Delivery guy's gaze falls on our house number. "Wait, this isn't 1178?"
Me, laughing. "Whoops. No."
Him, also laughing: "Okay. I hope your food arrives soon!"