Halfway through the physics-defying, anthropomorphic silliness of the Angry Birds movie ....

My girlfriend Janet: "I don't think eagles pee like that."
Me: "... this is where you're drawing the line?"
Janet: "Yes. This is where I draw the line."

You heard it here first, folks. THE LINE IS DRAWN IN ANIMATED EAGLE PEE.

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