It seems something about playing the electric guitar corrupts your being beyond al repair. A small price for instant attractiveness with the ladies, I daresay.


A few examples:


  • When his house was clad a sea of blazing fire, B.B. King ran inside and risked his life to save his favourite guitar, Lucille
  • Eric Johnson claims he can hear what brand of batteries are in his effect boxes.


So before you pick up that six-string, calm down and think!

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