The problem with many crack houses is a combination of the lack of furniture, questionable structural integrity, and overall squalor. So, without further ado, I offer you Martha Stewart's tips for turning a crack house into a crack home.

Just think, in only a few days you can go from living in a slum to living in a flop house! It's a Good Thing.

This has been a nodeshell rescue.

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