After a
performance at the
local improv theatre, one of my
friends was
commenting on how
beautiful this particular
young lady was.
She was dressed in a grey velvet dress and top that bared her midriff, and she was stunning.
He went on for a while about how beautiful she was, and another person who was with us asked, "Say, M___, aren't you gay?" To which he responded, "I'm gay; not dead!"
It took me about ten minutes to catch my breath.