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After a performance at the local improv theatre, one of my friends was commenting on how beautiful this particular young lady was.

She was dressed in a grey velvet dress and top that bared her midriff, and she was stunning.

He went on for a while about how beautiful she was, and another person who was with us asked, "Say, M___, aren't you gay?" To which he responded, "I'm gay; not dead!"

It took me about ten minutes to catch my breath.

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