To the tune of "Yankee Doodle Dandy":
He's a whackadoodle dipshit,
A whackadoodle do or die.
The great disgrace of his Uncle Sam,
Losing his brain before our eyes.
He's got a whackadoodle high court,
They're his whackadoodle toys.
Whackadoodle went to town, riding on an elephant,
He is a whackadoodle boy.