Next time you
get pulled over, try talking to the "
enemy". Begin by asking him how his/her day is going. But refrain from using the titles PoPo, Oinker, or
Pig. Here's a list of titles that most counties abide by. Calling cops by their official title will lessen your chance of a ticket.
Knowledege is power!Check out the part of the uniform where there's the stripes and take note:
If there are 3 or more stripes, you're probably lookin' at a
Sergeant.
If there are 1 or 2 stripes, you're probably lookin' at a
Corporal.
If there are no stripes, but s/he is driving a state care, it's a
Trooper.
If there are no stripes and s/he is driving a county car, it's a
Deputy.
When in doubt, stick with good ole
Officer. Oh, and don't ever say "Is there a problem, ...?" They really hate that.