I have retired from my job and we have changed the locks at our house.

I have attended a number of events lately, and may sort them out or discuss them in the near future: blur of retirement dinner and party and my final meeting. We blundered into a nearby block party featuring a Celtic/Maritimes folk band called OMFG. The band's name stands, of course, for Old Man Flanagan's Ghost. I found a tiny figure of some kind of sprite on my walk, so I gave it to the band at break.

"Where'd it come from?" one asked.

"Wherever strange sprites come from, I suppose."

"Looks like a a Dungeons and Dragons thing." They accepted the tiny gift.

My story, "Concerto," finally appeared with the release of the summer issue (#64) of Vestal Review.

The life-changing news, of course, is that, for the first time since 1989, I have no job. I can write, rest, and travel. I shall probably pick up part-time for the next couple of years, pocket some extra money. It's five more years until I can add the Canada Pension to my generous work one. By "generous," I mean that it was expensive to pay into all of those years, but it really pays off for anyone who doesn't die before they retire.

With the passing of my day job and the changing of our house locks, I can now unveil a secret we have been keeping for half a decade.

About five years ago, I walked home from the job, tired. I fumbled with my keys at the door, put one in the lock, and walked into my house. A moment later I realized what I had done.

I went back out and checked. Yep. That happened.

My work key had opened the door to my house. Even in a life marked by odd coincidences, this strikes me as wildly improbable. Two matching keys? Sure. Two matching keys that end up in the hand of the person to whom they benefit?

More correctly, they nearly match. My home key did not open the work locks: the work key has a tiny bit extra on the end needed to open the work locks.

Just to ensure that I hadn't fallen into some waking dream, I had a trusted friend from work try his key. Rarely does one see eyes go that wide upon opening a wooden door. I also made a video. It received its delayed premiere at the end of my retirement speech. Since it's no longer convenient to use the same key for home and a position that I no longer hold, we have changed all of our locks. The video has been posted on YouTube.

I don't know what the odds of this happening are but, if I was going to beat them, I on the whole rather wish I'd won a lottery instead.

Well, it has been a week. That said, my car is finally running again, but my technical curse continues to haunt my computer, this time in the form of non-functioning keys, or rather, keys that function only when the stars are aligned. Air dusters and percussive maintenance have so far failed to resolve it and I'm looking at a new laptop pretty damned soon. That said, I'm upright and facing forward, and my tech is mostly working, so I have to be grateful for that.

As a small aside, I noticed that I'm writing more daylogs these days, partly just to get out some stuff that I can't think up good titles for, and partly because I want to hit 104 writeups in a year. Silly me, but it's sort of important to me. In any case, a couple of things happened recently that I wanted to share, so please bear with me for a moment.

A Judgement of Kindness

I was recently taken with a desire for a junkfood lunch, and hied to the nearest hamburger place, a mom and pop hole-in-the-wall that I knew served a decent sandwich. I ordered and paid and was about to sit down and wait when my sleeve was tugged.

I turned to face the sleeve-tugger. "Are you English?", from a smiling woman about my age. I replied "Yes" and she asked if I wanted something to drink. I'd been considering a Dr Pepper or a good root beer, so I answered her. "I was just thinking about one, yes!"

She told me she would buy me one, and proceeded to explain why. It turns out that some years ago she'd been visiting a friend in Grimsby, a place in Lincolnshire with a probably-undeserved reputation for dullness. After they'd met up, they decided to go for fish-and-chips (and Grimsby being a fishing port, has excellent and fresh fish!) They found a local chippy, and argued (as is tradition) about who would pay. My new-found American friend said she'd pay, and wrestled her wallet looking for local currency. While she was trying to find her pounds, the lady behind her in the queue went to the counter and paid for the two fish suppers they'd ordered, presumably out of a sense of hospitality (although we can't rule out impatience, though I'm going with generosity and kindness). The lady (whose name I have forgotten, though it's a J-name, possibly June) was duly impressed by the gesture, and on hearing my accent, wanted to pay the kindness on to me. So she told me the story, I drank my pop and we said our farewells. I was touched by her thoughtfulness, and moved by her story., because I'm a big softy.

The Curse of the "cute barista"

I have recently found a new café (my previous favourite having closed to to barbarous mismanagement) and was delighted to see that one of the baristas from the previous place was now working there. Now I don't know if you've noticed, but even in a moderately busy café, baristas work their butts off. Prep the shot, pull it, foam the milk and add the whatever-Starbucks-additions the customer demands ,carefully pour the art and politely hand the drink to the customer, clean up and rinse-repeat. Next time you get an espresso drink, watch their process, the intricate dance of extraction and creation. This gal knew her business well, pulls one of the best shots I know locally and is charming and polite to boot. She also suffers the "curse of the cute barista", which I will now explain.

I went down this morning to meet with a friend for coffee and commiseration and some techy talk, which attracted another chap who'd overheard our conversation and joined in on the Linux stuff, just about the time when my cappuccino was ready and my name was called. As I started to sip at it, our new companion made the comment "Ah, you got the cute barista!" I responded that she was far more than a pretty face, that she was in the final throes of getting a bachelor's degree in Computer Science and was both smart and funny. I think I also said something along the lines of "Her name's Sarah", because goshdarnit we're inclined as a society to render those serving us as little more than mechanicals, service robots whose sole purpose is to satisfy our consuming needs and be easy on the eye. And Sarah is a gem. We've talked for hours about the history and future of computing, she writes elegant Python code that always works, is a Bash guru and has helped me set up both my NAS and a Nextcloud server in addition to brightening my life with tales from her courses. In addition, she volunteers to support a local high school robotics team. But all this guy could see was a dark ponytail, a smile and a sundress. Sarah texted me later, amused that I had risen to her defence (not that she needs it, she is a tough gal who also studied ballet when younger, and any ballerina is only a tutu away from being a martial artist. Same core strength, high kicks and stamina. Green Beret vs. Ballerina, I'd put at least a little money on the latter.

The moral of the story, were it needed, is to respect your barista, they understand coffee and work hard to serve dozens (even hundreds!) of drinks an hour, carefully and artistically done and usually with genuine cheer. They, like many in food and retail service, are under-appreciated by most. Change that—be kind and genuinely grateful to them and FFS, tip them when you can.

In conclusion

Happy Fourth of July, USians, Happy Week everyone else. Stay sane, stay healthy, stay happy and stay kind. I love you all.

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