I think there comes a time where we all must do something to build a better society.
Your friend Behr has long been an advocate for this. For my part, I will tell you that I own and operate over ten thousand toilet cams, 3,000 in the Tri-State area alone. The reason I do this is twofold, therefore producing two, two great tastes in one. For the first part, this helps me to identify drug mules so I can contact the CIA and have them arrested. For the second part, there is a human component at work.
Sometimes when I watch my toilet cams and view the recordings, I notice people that are urinating or fecalizing in an improper or inefficient manner. When I see this, I try to identify them through facial recognition programs. Then I go to their homes, break in during the night, and force them to go into the bathroom so I can instruct them on proper, efficient techniques. If they do not follow instructions, or they resist in any way, I give them an incredibly savage beat down and we start again.
This is what I do to build a better society. What are you doing? Hmm?