LagMan

user since

Mon Jan 18 1999 at 21:11:16 (25.8 years ago )

last seen

Mon May 20 2013 at 14:22:41 (11.5 years ago )

number of write-ups

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level / experience

2 (Acolyte) / 466

C!s spent

14

mission drive within everything

creating stupid nodes

specialties

Discovering neighbors' yards

school/company

Minitru Productions

motto

I claim this yard for Spain!

most recent writeup

PETA and pets

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• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• 666
• A hymn in praise of IRC
• A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
• A tale of John and Bob
• Alfred Russel Wallace
• Bailey-Borwein-Plouffe Algorithm
• Beej's Guide to Network Programming
• blood on the risers
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Buttered toast / Cat array engineering
• C++: What's this? A reference?
• Cannibalism in Story
• chatterbox client
• Cheeseburger in Paradise
• CIA Manual: Psychological Operations in Guerrilla Warfare
• Complete guide to Driving
• Conditioning an omelet pan
• Conservation of organic resources
• Cthulhu carol
• Curious George does LSD
• Depressing but probably true rules of life (idea)
• Doctrine of Fun
• Don't node drunk
• Dorm Killer
• DRMO
• E-Prime
• E2 node tracker
• Ecce Romani
• Effects on an unprotected human body in the vacuum of space
• Eliminate your blind spots
• Epigram for Wall Street
• essential sewing equipment
• Euclid's algorithm
• Everything2 Easter Eggs
• Exchanging authors
• Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
• Frooty frooty muffins
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• Good places to hide refugee children
• Green Potatoes
• Harry Turtledove
• heart-stopper
• Hideous Jabbering Head of Abraham Lincoln
• Highway Tales
• Holy Twinkie sacrifice
• How Network Adapters Work
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
• How to fix a door hinge
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
• How to Read Donald Duck
• How to summon Mothra
• How to use less air conditioning (idea)
• Human, the other white meat
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• hypnagogic state
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• I reserve the right to club you and eat your bones
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• IBM Model M Keyboard
• IBM Model M Keyboard (thing)
• Illuminati: New World Order
• Kagemusha (thing)
• Lighting a book match one-handed
• Linear Feedback Shift Register
• Losing a Tailing Car
• made up of wires
• Make a CD Mobile
• Make Tenure Fast
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Manifesto of Futurist Architecture
• Markov chain
• Meme
• Midsummer Nights Doom
• My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem
• Names of the moons
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass
• neurotransmitter (thing)
• New Business
• Nodeshell Challenge
• obfuscated perl
• Objective-C
• Ode to a Galvanometer
• Ode to Vector Calculus
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Organizational Structure of the Roman Army (thing)
• Palindromic Prime
• Peter Rabbit, Tank-Killer
• PIC opcodes
• Picking which urinal to use
• Poem for a dead cat
• Pokethulhu
• politics needs ninja
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• Purgatorio - Contents
• reconstructing architecture
• Shell Sort
• Slithering Perl Horrors
• Soundex
• Strawberry Spinach Salad
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• Takeover defenses
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Tanks: A Brief History and Hunting Guide
• The Art of Insulting
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage
• The Fall of the House of Eeyore
• The Fall of the Roman Empire
• The Great Grand E2 Book Lotto
• The Hacker's Kitchen Guide
• The hilarity of the ENS proton beam
• The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
• The Midnight Server Shuffle & Colo Club
• The Mystery Project (thing)
• THE RABIES GHOST (idea)
• The Roman Pantheon of Gods and Goddesses
• The secret message node
• The sinking of the USS Eisenhower and the start of World War III
• The system administrators at my school are as competent as my left shoe
• The Tissue-Culture King
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• Thickening Agents For Sauces
• Thoughts on Early American Romantics and Planet of the Apes
• To Die a Martyr
• Trucker, a Portrait of the Last American Cowboy
• Uberman's Sleep Schedule (thing)
• Useful properties of Mobius functions
• Using Asteroids to explain the topological classification of 2-manifolds
• using public variables in c++ classes
• Violent solutions to technical problems
• We never asked to be babysitters
• When writers use Latin
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?