Linux needs new leadership

April Fools' RFCs	GNU/Linux	Theo de Raadt	Linus Torvalds
April 1, 2002	Matt Dillon	kernel hacker	The Cathedral and the Bazaar
Eric S. Raymond	Richard Stallman	Transmeta	ESR
Linux-Mandrake	Tux	hacking	Emacs
Alan Cox	KDE	Slashdot	love is such a more sustainable energy to draw from than hate
Knoppix	Helsinki Metro	My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!