She always seems to be around,
getting underfoot.
She's really quite annoying, if somewhat attractive.
It's been this way for quite some time.
Why won't she leave me alone?
Go find some other friends.
Run along home.
Go away!
Leave me alone.
Stop bothering me.
You're always around.
Don't be.
"I love you."
...
And she finally leaves.
DAMMIT!!!!