Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer

MCSE	Sounds cool and means nothing	Windows NT	Jar Jar Must Die
The Call of Cthulhu	MCP	!seineew era sreenigne epacsteN	MCSD
A Microsoft Education	You call that philosophy?	Microsoft	Windows 2000
FreeBSD	Sysadmin cool	A+	Slashdot karma
The Mr. T Experience	hallucinogen	certification	MCSA
FreeBCIT	Chagrin