~ moosemanmoo is a Planet-Sized Blob
~ that fell through a Dimensional Warp, spins Vast Webs,
~ projects a Purple Forcefield, and
~ CANNOT BE STOPPED. ♫
moosemanmoo
- user since
- Thu Sep 15 2005 at 03:16:16 (19.5 years ago )
- last seen
- Thu Feb 13 2025 at 16:24:46 (1.5 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 21 - View moosemanmoo's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 4 (Wordsmith) / 2475
- C!s spent
- 25
- mission drive within everything
- I want to put hardlinks in hardlinks so I can make a crazy self-referential world of witticisms and double entendres.
- specialties
- Breaking my toes in my sleep. Making more noise than a reasonable mammal should while cooking.
- motto
- I'm very bad at mottos. Aren't they just quotes? I don't remember enough of my razor-sharp wit to quote myself, sorry.
- most recent writeup
- nut loaf
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User Bookmarks:
- Available Rooms
- Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift (idea)
- Daily Evil - Thursday, September 28th (idea)
- Daily Evil - Tuesday, October 31st (idea)
- E2 Annex
- E2 Gift Shop
- extra slutty olive oil (idea)
- For children as yet unable to talk
- fur coat, no knickers (idea)
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home (idea)
- I fuck your sunshine (person)
- I growl at stoplights. Is that weird? (thing)
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years (person)
- It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt (idea)
- Latex. High heels. Knives.
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can. (fiction)
- Magickal uses of herbs (thing)
- N0b0dY
- Probably the saddest thing ever (idea)
- SciFiQuest 2106
- Shopping backwards (idea)
- Soda in a Martini Glass (thing)
- Style Defacer
- The Chicago Prostitute War of 1857
- The Holocaust (person)
- The Queen Mum is clearly a cyborg
- The right way to take a bath (idea)
- the story of broken blood vessels (idea)
- The terrible beauty of an industrial landscape at dawn
- there's a spider in my keyboard (idea)
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties (idea)
- Wheel of Surprise
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Who made the first bread? (thing)
- Who shall we eat? (idea)