Crappy wet Monday
You dampen my head
Your rain my face does spray
I wish I had stayed in bed
Icky wet Monday
You brought a surprise
You wiped my tears away
When you rained in my eyes
Hated wet Monday
I wonder who made you
I'd like to make them pay
An arm 'n a leg would do
Useless wet Monday
I wish you were gone
There's no reason for you to stay
'Cause I don't have a lawn
Stupid wet Monday
You dampen my spirit
Your rain makes me dismay
Every time that I hear it
Evil wet Monday
You tear me apart
You're making my nerves fray
And shattering my heart
Gosh darn Monday
You came with no warning
I meant to wake early, but hey,
I'll just sleep through your morning.