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Oni no Ng
- user since
- Sat Apr 13 2002 at 16:59:07 (22.6 years ago )
- last seen
- Sun Apr 29 2012 at 11:48:23 (12.5 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 18 - View Oni no Ng's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 3 (Scribe) / 798
- C!s spent
- 1
- specialties
- I cook a mean pot of rice, if that's what you're asking.
- motto
- Whatever's clever is totally whatever
- most recent writeup
- Project X
- Send private message to Oni no Ng
User Bookmarks:
- 69 Love Songs
- A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
- A person of touches
- An open letter to the chosen one
- Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
- body hunger
- Canterbury Chorale
- cinnamon twists
- Death eating a cracker
- Do you know what pain is?
- Dojo of Righteous Spanking
- Don't take sex too seriously
- Eat poop you cat
- Emotionally horny
- Essential Psychedelic Guide
- Finger numbers game
- Flavoured Vodka
- Gypsy Cafe
- Haydn's Chopin Liszt at Vivaldi's
- hodgepodge
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to hide
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- I reserve the right to club you and eat your bones
- I seem to be a verb
- I'm going to the moon (idea)
- It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
- Japanese elementary school children
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- Lorentz contraction
- Macbeth
- Mom... Dad... I'm MELODRAMATIC!
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- Naked Power
- Nightmare pictures at an Internet exhibition, set to music
- Ozymandias
- packaging that makes you instantly suspicious
- Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
- Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
- physics jokes
- Physics Limericks
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Quantum Fingers (idea)
- Quotes from sleeping people
- Revelation of the Lamb in Four Parts
- Rich people in movies fainting at relatively benign things
- Riding in the dryer
- Rose petal fairy cakes (thing)
- Sex for fun
- Sex is a gift of pleasure between friends
- Some tips on coping with bipolar disorder
- Sonnet On Hearing the Dies Irae Sung in the Sistine Chapel
- Sugar packet game (idea)
- Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
- Tactile child
- The Condom Game
- The demon was just under three feet tall
- The Joy Luck Fight Club
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Phantom of the Opera
- The Pizza Chronicles
- The porno angle (idea)
- The Sparrow's Fall
- The True Game (thing)
- The Universal Prayer
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Tiger Bites
- Time stands still in the wake of yesterday
- To a Fat Lady Seen from the Train
- To A Poet A Thousand Years Hence
- Turkish coffee (thing)
- Vampire Tag
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- When did you choose to be left-handed? (idea)
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- Why didn't Jesus remind you (idea)
- Writing for a wider audience
- Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors